ALL HAIL JEFF NOBLES

I look on Grapes facebook every day. I mostly see nothing.

But here, here is a messiah. He stands up for what he believes in!

JEFF NOBLES. You are not a pawn in the Grapes anti-online press campaign, no longer fodder for the listless cyber wanderers that peruse the blogs and servers late at night. You are more.

it's too bad that that Christmas gig was never cancelled. I can't wait to go and make fun of them! I hope that one of them shows up in a santa costume because that would be so stupid!

Dude!!!!!!!

Just found this video that someone posted on the Grapes Facebook wall. Some One Is Pissed!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1GIR6RRpPU

Check Out This PIcture I Made.

That's The Grapes. They Stink.

Christmas Show Almost Cancelled!

Oh man! I just read the Grapes tweet about their Christmas show almost getting cancelled! But, alas, it wasn't, and I'm sure they'll play another lackluster, sloppy show to a crowd of eight of their friends who they begged to come out.

And the last time they played the Redline, there was only one person there. More people in the band than in the audience! What a joke! I might even go to this just to see how bad it is!

Oh and these dudes just started a twitter. It's so stupid!

Here's their dumb poster. I'm pretty sure that this picture is from 1993 because it hasn't snowed like that at the capitol building in a good 20 years.

Last Gig at the Red Eyed Fly on Saturday

Hello,

I am a fan of the Grapes, a band that has, since its inception in DFW in 2006 have continually let me down on both record and stage. So I've decided to voice my opinion.

I was pretty excited when the band, at their gig last Saturday, announced that it was their last show. I was pretty sure they meant it even though they said it at a show before. But I've come to find out that they're trying to put on this stupid Christmas show at the Redline Hookah in a couple of weeks. I suppose this whole Christmas thing started when they recorded that crappy EP in 2006 called Merry Christmas and a New Happy Year. What band starts out with a Christmas album?

I don't know. I feel this band will just never go away. No matter how many times they say it's their last show, they keep booking more and playing more and it seems like their music is getting worse. I can't wait to buy a t-shirt and burn it!